I am very ordinary blonde girl from long island.
Reblogged from s0nlece
I LAUGH LITERALLY EVERY TIME I SEE THIS OH MY GOD
one time i tried to tell my mom about this comic and i laughed so hard that i laid down on the floor and cried for 15 minutes before going through my likes to find it and show her
Reblogged from iamthemeep
My mom says that if this gets 500,000 notes, she will do nothing because she has no idea what notes are or how tumblr works I mean for god sakes I saw her use internet explorer this morning to yahoo search for youtube
Reblogged from whataboutmyadventure
There are approximately 1,013,913 words in the English language but I could never string any of them together to explain how incredible I think you are.
As an english major I will do you the favor of constructing the phrases “sexual supernova,” “hella dick,” and “oh gosh.”