AVENGINGSUPERWHOHECKLOCK

I am very ordinary blonde girl from long island.

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nursejoy:

having a crush should be #1 in 1000 ways to die

(Source: slydig)

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terezidave:

fuckyoutubers:

do you have those memories that are really cringey and you never speak of and something triggers the memory and you want to fucking wash your brain out with bleach

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(Source: littlexiutie)

apothecary-initiate:

OH HONEY

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apothecary-initiate:

OH HONEY

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spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

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dutchster:

when you try to flick away a bug but it comes towards you instead

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p0kemina:

builttobulk:

secretlyybroken:

Weight should be like virginity.
Once you lose it you can’t get it back.

Ohhhh. I thought you were gonna say “Weight should be like virginity: a societal ideal by which we shouldn’t measure our personal worth.”

B A M

(Source: aciidmonkeys)

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

Reblogged from beach11girl

stacksbreadup:

This deadass the funniest tweet ever.

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

Reblogged from imagine-kuu

jamescannotfly:

nostopdasgay:

everets:

Every morning the light comes in and my toilet looks beautiful

holy shit

Please tell me that was an intentional pun

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(Source: corporation-cats)